Monday, December 11, 2006

No wonder the Swiss are neutral

This is the newest Swiss Army knife...and is a white-hot seller for the folks at Victorinox, the makers of this behemoth.

Weighing-in at 2 lbs, it holds 85 devices at a cost of $1200US.

Of the devices that are worthy of inclusion, other than..oh..I don't know....THE ACTUAL KNIFE...there is the golf-club-face-cleaner, the divot-repair-tool and the spike-wrench.

If you are a scratch golfer, and take money from pidgeons, there are two additional devices that would come in useful for you: the cigar-cutter, the corkscrew and the fish-hook-digorger.

One last thing: I would not recommend travelling with this beast, as there would be 85 questions you would have to answer right after you set-off all the alarms in the airport.

I don't think one of those questions would be "Is that a Swiss Army knife in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me."

Thanks for reading. Keep it in the short-grass,

JFB

2 comments:

Patricia said...

Yeah, airport security would have a field day with that.

MyDailySlice said...

It would be my luck to be standing in the security line behind the guy that has one. BTW: I've added your golf blog to my blogroll...good stuff!

Keep on blogging!

JFB