This is the newest Swiss Army knife...and is a white-hot seller for the folks at Victorinox, the makers of this behemoth.
Weighing-in at 2 lbs, it holds 85 devices at a cost of $1200US.
Of the devices that are worthy of inclusion, other than..oh..I don't know....THE ACTUAL KNIFE...there is the golf-club-face-cleaner, the divot-repair-tool and the spike-wrench.
If you are a scratch golfer, and take money from pidgeons, there are two additional devices that would come in useful for you: the cigar-cutter, the corkscrew and the fish-hook-digorger.
One last thing: I would not recommend travelling with this beast, as there would be 85 questions you would have to answer right after you set-off all the alarms in the airport.
I don't think one of those questions would be "Is that a Swiss Army knife in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me."
Thanks for reading. Keep it in the short-grass,