Sunday, December 24, 2006

11th day

On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
a tricked-out golf cart with racing stripe-ing
10 lessons to stop my *bleep*-ing
9 Club dinners for romancing
Yip-Be-Gone (to stop knees quake-ing)
a flask of scotch just brimming
6 "hall passes" for playing
The perfect golf swing
4 Golfsmith gift cards
a Nike 10
2 leather golf gloves
and a Titliest ProV...not one, but three.

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