12th day

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love said to me
"if you think you're getting 12 gifts you've got another thing co-o-ming"
a tricked-out golf cart with racing stripe-ing
10 golf lessons to stop my *bleep*-ing
9 Club dinners for romancing
Yip-Be-Gone (to stop knees quake-ing)
a flask of scotch just brimming
6 "hall passes" for playing
The perfect golf swing
4 Golfsmith gift cards
a Nike driver...loft 10
2 leather golf gloves
and a Titliest ProV...not one, but three.


Thanks for reading. Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

JFB